And she thought your tractor was sexy before.
With our special edition John Ostrich T-shirt, things are about to get even more yard maintenance sultry.
This classic Kelly green tee is softer than the softest Kentucky bluegrass, so it’s perfect for...

And she thought your tractor was sexy before.

With our special edition John Ostrich T-shirt, things are about to get even more yard maintenance sultry.

This classic Kelly green tee is softer than the softest Kentucky bluegrass, so it’s perfect for drinking a beer while you trim those hedges. And, as you can see, it’s stylish as fuck, so it may lead to a roll around in the hay, or two.

And then we’ve got our Chive On slogan on it, and the most perfect for drinking a beer while you Keep Calm at all times in the country. Just remember: Nothing runs like an Ostrich.